[Santa Banta Jokes] Audio and Safety features jokes

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: 


"We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."



Santa: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, 

hanuman ji on rear view mirror, 

Nimbu Mirch on bumper and 

Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...



Don't worry about our safety...Tu price kam kar!!! "