Biwi ko subah uthane ke tareeke - image jokes

Biwi ko subah subah uthane ke tareeke

Biwi ko subah subah uthane ke alag alag andaaz...

Hindu: Janu, Priye utho savera ho gaya!!

Muslim: Begum utho, chand dhal gaya hai!!

Christian: Darling, get up. Its Dawn!!

Lekin...

#Punjabi to Punjabi hote hai:

Utho soniyo...tatti shatti nahi karni??

Raat de padd maar maar ke naad hi saad ditti hai!!!