[Jokes] The Cow and a Golf Ball

 

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck.


Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.



Man explained, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made the mistake."



"What did you do?", asked the doctor.



"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"